"Iceman's Inklings: 2005 - The Year in Review"

Has it really been 365 days since last year's "Year in Review" column? As Regis, Dick Clark, Hillary Duff and Ryan Seacrest (please explain to me why Hillary Duff is included in this list) prepare their final remarks for '05 and launch us into 2006, the G2 is here to do the same in the world of sports. As Editor, this duty and honor annually falls upon my shoulders.

As with every year-in-review recap, I believe it is most appropriate to begin with a brief mention of those we lost in 2005. Though there are too many to possibly give complete mention, some of the most notable include: Richard Hirschfeld, Max Schmeling, Sam Mills, Clarence "Big House" Gaines, Geoge Mikan, Sue Gunter, Thomas Herrion, Danny Rumph, Leavander Johnson, Jason Collier, Wellington Mara, Eddy Guerrero, Darrell Russell and James Dungy. May they all rest in peace.

2005 certainly had its fill of scandals, accusations, tears of joy and victory parades through the streets of perennial powers that merely keep the floats in the attic for next year's title. Of all the memorable moments and faces that graced the cover of Sports Illustrated, I've whittled my list down to 20 Moments that Marked 2005 (in no particular order):



1. USC Trojans - Season of Perfection. Though currently preparing to battle #2 Texas in the Rose Bowl on January 4 of 2006, the BCS #1 USC Trojans are the reigning national champions of college football, beginning the 2005 sports calendar with a thrashing of the Oklahoma Sooners in last season's Orange Bowl for the BCS title. Pete Carroll, Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush all returned to lead USC to another undefeated season (barely - see games against Arizona State and Notre Dame) even without Norm Chow. It's only fitting that we begin our year in review with mention of the Trojans, as they'll likely end the 2005 college football season on top ... again, and cause us to begin next year's column with them ... again.



2. North Carolina Knocks off Illinois. Roy finally got his title. Sean May won a title on his birthday with his father watching in the stands. Could this have been a better dramatic set-up as a culmination of the most exciting time of the sports year? (March Madness - sorry Statty, but the bowl season contains far too many meaningless games that are drawn out over the course of a month such that most are bored or "over it" by the time the BCS games roll around ... and only 1-2 games ever mean anything, as opposed to every single game of Madness). As is always the case, the Tar Holes ... err, Hells, ... I mean, HEELS, barely escaped an earlier game (Villanova - total screwjob) and made it to the final podium. Nice work for the man who didn't "give a damn about North Carolina" (one of the most poorly timed locker room questions by a sideline reporter EVER, in my opinion).



3. Chicago White Sox Crowned Champs. For the first time since 1917, the Chi-Sox won the World Series. Led by the ever so feisty Ozzie Guillen, whom I vividly recall kicking up dirt as the team's shortstop in the early 90's, the Sox played with the type of energy and emotion that once made professional sports worth our time, en route to a series win over the Houston Astros. It's okay Cubs fans, you'll "get 'em next year," right?

4. Super Bowl XXXVIII. The Patriots versus the Eagles. The top teams in their respective conferences battling it out for the Lombardi Trophy (Pats got another one, of course), surrounded by the human media circus known as T.O. and self proclaimed decent football player FredEx (Freddie Mitchell - has there ever been a player more worthless and unproductive who talked so much trash??). You gotta admit, what T.O. did (coming back and playing a HELLUVA game on a still-broken ankle) was the stuff legends are made of - too bad he has to ruin memories like that with what can be found in Memorable Moment #15.



5. Steroids. Wait, wasn't this one of the hottest stories of 2004? Yup, but you simply cannot ignore its impact on the sports world in 2005. If nothing else, we are now convinced that Rafael Palmeiro is a liar who likely lost his shot at the Hall of Fame, and we got to see Jose Canseco on "The Surreal Life" as a result of all the publicity from his book on steroids in baseball ... which led to his former wife posing in Playboy ... I mean, maybe steroids are a good thing?!

6. Roger Federer's Dominance. Plain and simple, the guy was 81-4 this season. Eighty-one and four. 80 plus 1 wins as opposed to 10 minus 6 losses. 81-4. I stand by my claim that Federer is the best ... ever.



7. Jack Nicklaus at St. Andrews. Was this not your biggest "that just gave me chills" moment of 2005 (aside from #18, that is)?? I watched this moment on live television and, as a 27-year-old guy, it choked me up ... a lot.

8. NBA Age Limit. Part one of two (see #9) in David Stern's plan to put the NBA back in the headlines for something other than 2004's Basketbrawl. Championed as a perfect idea to bring the college game back to its purest form and rid the NBA of the immaturity that comes along with drafting 18-year-old kids, Stern seemingly dropped the ball by implementing an age limit of 19 years old or one year out of high school basketball. One year out of high school has that much of an impact on maturity? Hmm, I remember my first year of college.

9. NBA Dress Code. Part two of Stern's plan. Initially deemed racist by Jermaine O'Neal (uhhh, okay dude, whatever you say), the dress code has cleaned up the league's act. Gone are the throwbacks, do-rags and gold chains with midgets as medallions.



10. Return of the Ole Ball Coach. There's something inherently right about Steve Spurrier back on the sidelines of college football. Visor and all. Can someone explain how an irrelevant program like South Carolina football can lure Lou Holtz and Steve Spurrier to its helm?

11. Return of the Zen Master. Phil Jackson returned to the L.A. Lakers, even after his book ripped Kobe Bryant a new one and chastised the star player for his bad attitude and poor handling of his off-court episodes. Shaq had been run out of town and the Lakers were desperate. For $10 million per season, who wouldn't go back? Besides, he's been dating the owner's daughter for years, so the franchise is essentially his in about 10 years.



12. Ashlee Simpson at the Orange Bowl. Watching her get boo'd off the stage was one of the happiest days of the year for me. This no talent ass clown has no business being in the music industry, let alone anywhere near the Orange Bowl. Thank God it was just a miserable episode of screaming and off-key lyrics, as opposed to Nipplegate II. 'Nuff said.

13. DanicaMania. Danica Patrick became the first (not to mention the sexiest) woman to ever lead a lap at the Indy 500. Not only did she lead at one point, but she was about 20 ounces of fuel away from winning the whole thing. Danica made everyone forget that some dude named Wheldon actually won the race ... and that Maxim spread - ridiculous.



14. Lance Armstrong's Final Tour. Call me unsympathetic, but I just don't get emotional or excited anymore when Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France as a cancer survivor. Why? Because he has won it SEVEN years in a row. Nonetheless, an amazing feat that deserves mention in a year-in-review column giving mention to the major moments of 2005. Eh, I had a bracelet, too, at one point, but who didn't?



15. T.O. Suspended. The NFL's most prolific receiver caused more trouble this season than the entire Oakland Raiders roster - the revamped one - the one that includes Randy Moss. Owens managed to get himself suspended by the Eagles for the remainder of the season, a ruling that was upheld by an arbitrator. To add insult to injury, T.O.'s antics sealed the fate of Iceman's Iguanas in the G2 Fantasy Football League. At least one positive came out of this mess - Drew Rosenhaus was finally exposed as perhaps the biggest arsehole on the planet. Jerry Maguire you are NOT, Mr. Rosenhaus.

16. Colts Aim for Perfection. Though the complete NFL season will not be complete until early 2006, an entire nation watched as the Indianapolis Colts made a run at 16-0. Hitting 13 straight wins to start its campaign, the Colts ran into a pesky Chargers squad that was willed to victory by Statboy's man-crush, Drew Brees. Regardless of how this one turns out, "The Chase" of '05 will likely be remembered for a long time ... well, until they go 14-0 next season and seek perfection yet again. By the way, is anyone else sick of hearing about the former Dolphins players popping bottles of bubbly every season after the last undefeated team is taken down? We really don't need to see this nonsense every year. Seriously.



17. San Antonio Spurs Win It All - Again. The Spurs knocked off the Detroit Pistons, the defending champs, to bring another title to San Antonio. The headline-making aspect of this event? Having to now deal with Eva Longwhoria and the token camera shots of her in her Tony Parker (boyfriend) jersey during every televised game.

18. Bathroom Behavior. Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders (both female) caught having sex (allegedly) in the bathroom of a bar all doped up on drugs. I mean, seriously. Outstanding. How could this NOT make our list?

19. Charlie Weis Rebuilds the Golden Domers. Much to Statboy's dismay, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish are once again a force to be reckoned with in college football, thanks to the arrival of former Patriots offensive coordinator Charlie Weis. Only the true college football minds understand the significance of this hire, and understand the difference between Weis and Ty Willingham. Weis is a genius when it comes to offense, bar none. And he's signed one of the nation's top recruiting classes to boot - one that includes numerous high-profile defensive players, some of whom will likely start as true freshman.



20. Hurricane Katrina. Finally, we end on a sad note. The disaster known as Hurricane Katrina rocked the entire nation, but none of us can begin to understand the pain felt by those in New Orleans and the surrounding areas. Katrina had a significant impact on the sports world as well, forcing the New Orleans Saints (among others) to relocate for an entire season. Here's hoping the NFL has the decency to allow the city to implement a rebuilding plan before it ships the Saints off to L.A., a city known for its inability to maintain an NFL franchise.

So there you have it, Followers. Iceman's 20 Memorable Moments of 2005, the year in sports. As far as the G2 is concerned, we've successfully completed our 5th year (2nd online) of publication with a fanbase that grows by the day. We saw the addition of three staff members (columnists Old Man, Reverend, Politician), a press conference from the Iceman that rocked the online sports world (it was all a publicity stunt, Followers ... was there ever any doubt?), and one hell of a G2-sponsored golf outing at Saddlebrook, our first in a line of many more to come.

On behalf of MAV, Statty, Old Man, Reverend, Politician and myself, here's wishing all of you a fantastic 2006 and another year filled with celebrated moments in sports.

Happy new year,
Iceman

Don't Look Now ...

... but the Detroit Pistons are absolutely on fire. Granted, the NBAcansuckit, but it deserves mention that the Pistons are currently 24-3 on the season after defeating a healthy Miami Heat squad last night (Shaq, DWade, 'Toine, Mourning, Payton, JWilliams - this team is ridiculously talented, by the way - but not enough basketballs to go around if you ask me). After watching bits / pieces of the last few Pistons games, there is absolutely no way the Pacers can hang with these guys in a best-of series, be it 5 or 7. The boys of Naptown have a lot of work to do, and it starts with figuring out the Ron Artest fiasco that is currently taking place. Finally, you know I have to give a shout-out to my boy Tayshaun Prince, who is turning into one of the most well-rounded players in the League. He's nearly impossible to defend because of his versatility, throws down nasty dunks, shoots from half court, posts up or crosses over, and defends anyone in the game with his 8-foot wingspan.

The last team to go 24-3? The UnbeataBULLS, led by MJ.

The Fix Was In

Curious to hear others' opinions on this game, but I am convinced that last night's Alamo Bowl was a downright screwjob against the heavily favored Michigan Wolverines. Nebraska played well, yes, but the calls that went in their favor, particularly those in the 4th quarter, were obscene and should get the officiating crew banned from post-season work for the next year or two. There were at least 5 blown calls, including a ridiculous pass interference non-call in the end zone, but the capper was the final play of the game where Michigan was pulling a Cal v. Stanford "THE BAND IS ON THE FIELD!" reenactment. The entire Nebraska team was on the field as Michigan was trying to lateral the ball numerous times. Clearly, no whistle had blown and the Nebraska players on the field were not acting as if it had - yet no flag on Nebraska?? Are you kidding me?? We flag teams for having 12 men in the huddle at times, but not for having 110 players prematurely celebrating on the field (and they were ALL THE WAY onto the field, not just encroaching, folks) when the ball is still in play on what could potentially be the winning play??

Final Score: Nebraska 32 Michigan 28

Whatever.

"Statboy Speaks: College Bowl Preview"

The first rule of College Bowl gambling is to ask yourselves, “Who Wants to be There?” This was never more evident than the 1998 Alamo Bowl between the #4 Kansas State Wildcats (who thought they should have been in the National Championship game) and the #24 Purdue Boilermakers (thrilled to be in San Antonio). This was my second best moment as a Purdue football fan ... watching Drew Brees lead the team 80 yards in 54 seconds and capping it with a 24 yarder to Ike Jones, Brees’ 39th TD of his sophomore year, for the "W."

This year, the first game on my board has this type of play behind it. Boston College is NOT happy to be in Boise, Idaho for the holidays. Boise State is happy to play at home. Add in that BC is #64 in the country in scoring and BSU is #8 and I’ll take the Broncos and the 2.5 points.

As far as the Alamo Bowl is concerned, give me the Wolverines and I’ll give you the 11 points. Nebraska is not good ... bottom line. #76 in scoring is not going to get it done. Look for Meeeechigan to win this one BIG.

Next, I like Northwestern getting 3 points against UCLA. UCLA has NOT been good over the past month. Losing by 200 to USC and also big to Arizona is not the way to impress me. Again, 2 games ago had visions of the National Championship ... now they are in Little Mexico. Northwestern, as always, is just happy to be anywhere. Everyone knows I have been riding the Brett Basanez (Big Ten offensive player of the year) train all year and I’ll keep this going in the Sun Bowl.

In the Independence Bowl, we get to one of my LOCKS. South Carolina is giving 4 points to Missou. USC will win this by 21. Steve Spurrier has the Cocks rolling and you all know how little I think of the Small 12. Take the SEC team and RUN.

For my first “Big Game”, give me Wisconsin +11.5 against Auburn in Orlando for the Capital One Bowl. Auburn is clearly the superior team here, but this is the last game for Barry Alvarez and the Badgers will come out swinging for him. Davis will run for 120 and help control the clock ... thereby causing a closer game. Take the northerners and the points.

As for my BCS game, I’ll take UGA -7.5. This is basically a home game for the Dawgs (in the Georgia Dome) against one of two teams (FSU) none of us think deserve to be in the BCS. DJ Shockley will be playing in front of his fans for the last time and I look for him to have an awesome game. This should be a defensive struggle with WVU as the #8 defense and UGA as the #11. However, UGA played in the SEC and WVU played against the Big East ... nuff said.

In the Championship Game, I can’t believe I’m going against the team I have money on in Vegas from this past summer, but I have to. Back in July I put money on Texas and Purdue ... only one of those 2 has a shot to pay me back. Unfortunately, that ain’t gonna happen! Remember last year. Everyone had the OU-USC championship gonna be one of the best ever. We saw how that went down. Same thing this year. Texas is AWESOME and much better than OU was last year, but there is something special about Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush. ALWAYS bet on them. Give the 7.5 points and take the Trojans.

There you have it, boys and girls. Take these picks and a 7-0 start to 2006 will be getting the year off on the right foot.

Salutations,
Statboy

R3: Fantasy Fball Update and G2 Super Bowl Preview

As the F2 and F3 are surely aware, the end of the NFL regular season also marks the conclusion of fantasy football leagues across the nation. Of course, for general managers like Iceman (the "Iguanas") and Politician ("Da Shufflin' Crew"), the season ended several weeks (months) ago.

Being the hands-down, dead-on, top-notch, best damn analysts on the net, we at G2 headquarters have been bombarded with all sorts of fantasy football questions such as "will Jim Sorgi go for 300 against AZ?" or "should I start Jonathan Wells or the banged up Domanick Davis against the 49ers", but the most common seem to involve the most current G2 league's respective standings and playoff results.

Those who have closely followed the G2's YAHOO! fantasy football league (as well as the more casual observers) will not be the least bit suprised to learn that front-runner GM of the year Reverend and his Heavy Hitters have mauled their opponents to reach the championship game against the Kid's highly regarded Goettas. This clash of the titans features two 10-4 squads (the H2 was 9-1 before resting their starters the final 3 weeks of the regular season) and the clear-cut 1 and 2 seeds of the G2 league.

The H2 is coming off a brilliant 138-103 performance against Mav's clearly undermanned and overmatched yet valiant "Orange Whips," while the Goettas practically had a bye against the listless Stampede of Statboy at 128-66. The Whips face the Stampede in the third place game, and Turf Toe is rumored to have sailed for the caribbean to celebrate its 142-87 bashing of the aptly-named Slackers to claim the coveted 5th place trophy.

This weekend's main event not only showcases the league's most impressive fantasy performers, Shaun Alexander (Goettas) and Larry Johnson (H2), but also the ancient yet resurgent Me-Shawn Johnson (H2) and Torry "Still has a few Big Games Left" Holt. (Note: Keyshawn's latest attempt at shedding his "Just Gimme the Damn Ball" reputation has awarded him the Cowboys' Walter Payton Man-of the-Year award. It turns out that the only people nominated were him and Saddam Hussein, and he won a close dance-off to claim the title, although there were rumours of malfeasance by the french judge). At the helm of these two teams are Kerry "I am still better than Tuisasopo" Collins for the Goettas and Matt "I have nothing left to play for, so will probably rest the second half" Hasselbeck for H2.

Look for a low scoring game, as no one really knows who will play or not, but as the championship title plus the moolah goes to the winner, I expect to see a bare-knuckle braw between the last standing combatants. Oh yeah, and Mav will blow Statty away in the Prozac Who-Cares Consolation Bowl.

Root, root, root for the Hitters, if for no other reason than to avoid having to hear the Kid's stupid "Who-Dey" chant.

Happy New Year!

-Rev

WTF?

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. -- Former major league pitcher Jeff Reardon was arrested Monday on charges he robbed a jewelry store.

The 50-year-old Reardon, sixth in saves in major league history, walked into Hamilton Jewelers at the Gardens Mall about 11:50 a.m. Monday and handed an employee a note that said he had a gun and the store was being robbed, according to the Palm Beach Gardens Police Department.

Reardon fled the store with an undisclosed amount of cash. Police found him at a nearby restaurant, recovered the stolen money and charged him with armed robbery. Reardon was in the Palm Beach County jail early Tuesday awaiting a bond hearing.

The four-time All-Star was 73-77 with 367 saves and a 3.16 ERA in 16 seasons with the Montreal Expos, Boston Red Sox, Cincinnati Reds, New York Yankees, New York Mets, Atlanta Braves and Minnesota Twins.

Editor's Note: This one has me completely dumbfounded. Please tell me he's insane or something ....

Fear the Bike Cops

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AP: Spurs guard Tony Parker was cited for impeding traffic and failing to produce a valid Texas driver's license during a traffic stop in which girlfriend and Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria was his passenger, police said.

An officer on a bicycle saw the stopped car holding up traffic early Saturday and rapped the hood with his hand, according to a police report. Parker, behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched the car, and the couple "began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner," police said. Longoria called the police report "highly inaccurate."

Police say the Parker began to drive away, almost hitting a man standing nearby. After being told to stop and get out, Parker showed a French driver's license, police said. The star guard for the defending NBA champions was was born in Belgium and raised in France.

The officer who wrote the citations said Parker complained: "This is all the cops do, just mess with people," and that Longoria shouted from the car: "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

Longoria denied making the comment.

Editor's Note: Anyone else thinking of the movie "Crash" here?? (those who have seen it will likely get the reference)

Christmas Wishes from the G2

On behalf of MAV, Statty, Old Man, Reverend, Politician and myself, the G2 wishes everyone out there a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! Celebrate in style by eating, drinking and watching sports all day long.

How Do You Define Sell-Out?

Breaking News: Dungy's Son Found Dead

James Dungy, the 18-year-old son of Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy, was found dead at 1:30 a.m. ET Thursday in his apartment in Lutz, Fla., a suburb of Tampa, Debbie Carter, a spokesperson for the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, confirmed Thursday.

A death investigation is under way, and the spokesperson said that the county medical examiner's office or the hospital at which James Dungy was pronounced dead would have a ruling on the cause of death.

James Dungy officially was pronounced dead this morning at University Community Hospital in Tampa. Tony Dungy has left the Colts and is in Tampa. Indianapolis plays at Seattle this Saturday.

Update: Authorities here in Florida (Ice is on vacation) are indicating that James died of "an apparent suicide."

JR's Jam on Johnny D

"Come-A-long And Riiide on a Fan-Tas-Tic Voyage ...." - Coolio

YES! The popular saying for us Yankees fans, a phrase so commonly stated that we brand our television station with it. YES!

Keeping up the trend of fielding the best center fielders EVER (see Mickey Mantle, Joe Dimaggio) the Yankees have signed Johnny Damon to a 4 year $52 Million deal. Red Sox fans are currently in a state of panic as their infield has been disassembled and the team is left with an obnoxious Man-Ram that could add chemistry problems to the mix.

The Yankees on the other hand are more than ahead in jockeying for position with the Sox and are now a clear favorite to win it all. With Damon, Jeter, A-Rod, Matsui, Giambi and Cano this is one of the greatest lineups one can imagine and is being compared to the "Murderers Row" of the 1927 Yankees featuring Gherig, Ruth, Combs, Meusel, and Lazzeri. It is certainly the Best Team Money Can Buy.

Thanks Santa, I mean George.

The only question left for the Yanks: Will Johnny Damon have to cut that mop? If so, will he cease to have the power to swing a bat? He may be able to make some type of religious claim to the locks due to the fact he is part Native American, but I know I'd cut my weave for $52 Mil. Expect at least a shave, a la Giambi, but dont be surprised if Johnny is sporting a crew cut in the spring.

Plenty of room on the wagon for all of you to come along, but I got Shotgun.

-JR

"Statboy Speaks ... to Apologize"

Bottom line - I'm sorry. Absolutely brutal. All I can say for myself is, like I've been saying all year, only 2 teams could beat the Colts and one just did. The odds are, however, the Bolts won't get another chance as they will be on the outside looking in unless the Steelers stub their toe BADLY in these next 2 weeks. I'm busy working on a great Bowl Preview that will be released before Christmas, so here is a small article with 3 great NFL games this weekend.



First, take the Bungals and give the 14 points. Cincy should win by 25 against this God-awful Bills team and lets all hope CJ finds his way to the endzone so we can see our first celebration with a dead animal. CAN'T WAIT.



Next, I'm going back to my old standby. I was 6-0-1 when sticking with the Chargers and I've had 3 horrible weeks in a row since I went away from them. Well baby, I'm back. The San Diego Super Chargers head in to Arrow Head, where no visitor has won in December in 15 tries, and get it done. Shawn "Lights Out" Merriman had his coming out party against Peyton and the Boys and he should dominate the equally immobile Trent Green. I know that LT isn't 100%, but Michael "The Burner" Turner isn't half bad. Take the Bolts and the 1 point they are getting at KC.



Lastly, I'm taking the Chris Simms led Bucs over the Mike Vick led Falcons. The Bucs are coming off an embarassing loss at NE and the Falcons are coming off an embarassing loss at Chicago. This Bucs defense has OWNED Vick over his career and nothing changes this weekend. No one has to read too deeply that I am 100% ANTI VICK, so I could not have been happier at how the Bears roughed him up and made him look worthless on Sunday night. I have a feeling the Bucs will do the same thing. The Bucs will win by far more than the 3 points they are giving up.

Happy Gambling and Merry Christmas,
Statboy

Communication 101

In light of the recent news surrounding Randolph Morris and the infamous fax sent to Tubby declaring his intentions to enter the draft without speaking to his coach or team beforehand, I give you another example of a young kid poorly communicating with his coach (or soon to be):

Star QB recruit Josh Freeman, committed to play for the Fighting Callahans of Nebraska, de-committed and signed with Kansas State. The reason this is actually a story? He sent a TEXT MESSAGE to Coach Callahan and Offensive Coordinator Jay Norvell that stated, "We're not coming and don't call." Unreal. Talk about disrespecting someone who put a lot of time / energy into recruiting you.

"R3: Back from the Dead"

Hoosiers Head to Charlotte Tonight (9pm on the Duece, Replay 2:30am out West on the Ocho)



In the wake of the Indianapolis Colts disappointing (lack of) effort against the Chargers yesterday (see below), and in the spirit of Tubby's Cats sending Pitino's boys packing on Saturday (see further below - also, anyone else appreciate the mascot irony of the feline killing the bird?), sports fans will have an opportunity tonight to watch another local G2 and F2 favorite, your Indiana Hoosiers, as they head to Charlotte to exorcise some demons from last year's difficult preseason.

Hoosier fans and NCAA tournament selection sunday nuts alike will recall the last mili-second half-court shot the fighting 49ers of Charlotte knocked down to win the first of this home-and-home scheduling arrangement early last season. That shot was oft pointed to as one of the core reasons the Hoosiers were sent to the NIT (only to lose at home in the first round against an undermanned but-enthusiatic-to-be-playing-at-all-in-March Vanderbilt squad in front of 350 bored and pissed off fans). Well that, and the Hoosiers forgetting to show up at Chicago's United Center for the Big-10 tourney. I have not yet verified where they went instead, with most speculation being that a mistake in team travel led them to Minneapolis or Detroit.

This year brings an older, more experienced, and quite frankly better IU team to Charlotte, and I look to see the Hoosiers easily dispell the 49er attack. Charlotte is 5-4, 2-2 at home with a tough loss to Valpo (80-77) in its last home game, while the Hoosiers (5-2, consensus number 18 in the polls) are coming off one of the more impressive defensive outings (25 points off 19 turnovers) in recent memory against the listless Wildcats (pre-Randolph Morris reinstatement, Ice swears they are now a different team, and the defeat of Louisville provides the evidentiary support for this conclusion) some nine days ago. Rust should not be an issue only one team is dealing with, however, as the 49ers also had an 8 day layoff, presumably for finals (yeah, right). Charlotte, meanwhile, appears to have taken a step backwards under Coach Bobby Lutz, whose proud program has had four 20 win seasons and 5 NCAA appearances out of last eight.

Anyhow, this is one of those games where the Hoosier fans can use a poor performance from a year ago to gauge how far this team has come. If the Hoosiers are not up 20 at some point in this one I will be disappointed. AJ Ratliff (thumb) played his first decent game of the year against UK, dropping 21, while last year's Big Ten Frosh OTY DJ White is expected to be available for the first time since the exhibition game in which he broke his foot.



Matchup to watch: Killingsworth (man-child) v. Curtis Withers (6-8, 245 averaging 15 and 10 on the year)

Line: Hoosiers -3.5

Prediction: Hoosiers 87, Charlotte 74

Analysis: Put the car payment on this one

Disclaimer: Not an official G2 pick, but don't be suprised if this appears in the I2 (Iceman's Intuition).

Second Disclaimer: The Rev is notoriously color blind, yet is looking at this game through cream and crimson tinted Rec-Specs.

Third Disclaimer: You all know what happened against the Sycamores of Indiana State (who, by the way, continued their shock-and-awe tour of the midwest by beating your Butler Bulldogs of Horizon League fame with a last second shot last weekend). Accordingly, IU will not beat all lesser opponents this year, but tonight they aren't looking forward to any weekend games against historically rival programs.

Signed,

The Reverend

Editor's Note: It's in the I2, Rev (got it early on at -2). Potential LOTY (Lock of the Year) implications here ... glad to have the R3 back in action as well!

Colts Play Like Dolts Against the Bolts

It's okay, fellow Colts fans. The sun has already come up today ... the world didn't come to an end.

Time to re-focus and commit to a mission to the Motor City.

Pitino Returns to Rupp

The real rivalry game for UK is today at 2:00pm EST. Tune in, as it will certainly be a war. Anytime THIS man walks into Rupp, it's a sight to see / hear. Word is that this is now a changed UK team, focusing on what it means to wear the blue/white. We shall see.

Spread: Kentucky (-2)

Prediction: #22 Kentucky 68, #4 Louisville 63

A-Rod Changes His Mind

AP: Is Alex Rodriguez going to play for the Dominican Republic or the United States in the World Baseball Classic. Apparently neither.

"After thoughtful deliberations with my family, I am announcing my decision to withdraw from the World Baseball Classic," A-Rod told The New York Post. "When faced with the decision to choose between my country, the United States of America, and my Dominican heritage, I decided I will not dishonor either."


When the commissioner's office and the players' association announced commitments from players last week, Rodriguez's country was left blank. The New York Yankees third baseman, who last month won his second AL MVP award, was born in New York but his parents are Dominican.

"I am proud to be an American citizen and to have a Dominican legacy. My commitment to baseball is secondary to honoring my patriotic duties to my country and my ancestors," A-Rod told The Post.

Editor's Note: Perhaps he read Statboy's rant on the G2 regarding his status in the competition ... or, A-Rod wanted more time to hit those underground poker clubs.

BREAKING NEWS: NCAA Reduces Morris Suspension

Kentucky and sophomore center Randolph Morris got an early Christmas gift on Thursday when the NCAA shortened Morris' season-long suspension.

Morris' suspension was reduced to 14 games, meaning he is eligible to return for UK's first Southeastern Conference game against Vanderbilt on Jan. 10. Morris must repay the expenses from NBA teams he accepted that totaled just more than $7,000.

The following is an excerpt of the NCAA's statement:

"The new information, which was not included in the university's original request for reinstatement and some of which is personal and confidential, provides additional understanding of Morris' original intent to enter the NBA draft as well as his mindset during that process and his failure to avail himself of university resources in the process."

Editor's Note: This is H-U-G-E for Kentucky basketball. As I had publicly declared to anyone who would listen for weeks, and as many around the nation finally witnessed for themselves the past two Saturdays, this team has nothing to offer in the paint without Morris, a bona fide game changer in the middle. The sinking ship known as UK's patchwork lineup just changed entirely. All reports have indicated that he is absolutely tearing everyone apart in practice all season.

"Statboy Speaks: The Clothes are Back On"

HOLY CRAP! 0-3. That is NOT what puts a new red bicycle under the tree for Timmy to ride on Christmas Day. Gotta turn that around, so I'm gonna put the clothes back on for the picks this week. Lots of great NFL games this weekend. All three Saturday games have playoff implications. Sunday also has some great games, but Monday's Packers-Ravens game will get a 0.3 rating nationally.



The game I will be attending on Sunday (Colts-Bolts) might end up as the regular season game of the year. I've said for weeks now that there are only 2 teams in the AFC that could give the Colts any trouble on the road to Detroit ... the Bengals and Chargers. Both teams have the offense that can score with the Colts and when it's all said and done, that is still the way a team is going to have to knock them off ... outscoring them into the 20s. If the Chargers lose this game, they are likely out of the playoffs, leaving only the Bengals as a true contender, so don't think for a minute that the Colts won't do everything they can to win this game and knock the Chargers out. I'm not touching the spread, but what I do like is the OVER (51). These 2 teams are the #1 and #3 scoring offenses in all of football. I know the Colts haven't given up ANY points at home, but this Chargers team has a MUCH better offense than any team to visit the Dome.



Next, also a Saturday game, I am going up to snowy Buffalo. The Bills are getting 10 points against Denver. As usual, Denver is starting to slide late in the year. If Kyle Boller weren't the worst QB in the past 5 years in the NFL, the Ravens would have won last week in Denver. This week, the Broncos have to fly east and play in the nasty weather of Buffalo. The Bills aren't exactly a 'good' team, but they should cover this big spread.



REVISED PICK: I apologize to the G2, but after much thinking, i've had a change of heart. I cannot pick the Texans. I am instead advising all to put money on the Cowboys +3.5 at Washington. I really like Dallas' defense (top 10 in yards and points) and I am a big fan of the 2 headed running back of Jones and Barber. Add in the fact that Dallas is still fuming after the 2 late touchdowns Brunnell threw to Santana Moss back in October and I think an upset is on the horizon. Take the 'Boys and the points.

G2's College Bowl Game Pick'em Contest

It's that time of year again, Followers! Sing with me, "It's the moooost, won-der-fulllll tiiiimmme, of the yeaaaaaarrrrrrr." That's right, college football bowl season is upon us, and that means the G2's annual college bowl pick 'em is back. We've decided to use the evil ESPN.com again this season, and all entries are free - just bragging rights up for grabs in hopes of encouraging our largest entry pool so far.

Registration is simple and ... again ... free. Just click here to get started. You'll need a free user ID and password, then join the following:

Group Name: Gambler's Gazette
Group Password: g2

Don't worry about the "confidence rating" system. We're going by total number of games correct.

Good luck!

Breaking News: Van Gundy is OUT

MIAMI -- Miami Heat coach Stan Van Gundy resigned Monday, citing family reasons. A team official speaking on condition of anonymity because the decision had not been made public told the Associated Press that Van Gundy's resignation would be announced later Monday.

Van Gundy led the team to the best record in the NBA's Eastern Conference last season. It was not immediately clear who would replace him, but indications were that team president and former Heat coach Pat Riley, who chose Van Gundy as his successor a little more than two years ago, could return to the sideline.

Editor's Note: Anyone else think this is overly shady? After all, the big talk of the off-season was whether Riley was going to fire Van Gundy and take over himself. I smell a buyout here with a resignation cover-up. Or, perhaps Stan "Ron Jeremy" Van Gundy wanted to get back to his film career ... seems more likely.

Foregone Conclusion

On Saturday, USC's Reggie Bush was awarded the coveted Heisman Trophy for 2005, edging out teammate Matt Leinart (last year's Heisman winner) and Texas QB Vince Young. Bush, the seventh USC Trojan to win the Heisman, gathered 86% of the 1st-place votes ... a total landslide.

"Iceman's Inklings: The Annual Border War"

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As I currently sit at my desk listening to a choir consisting of the Fort Wayne Militia and Father Musket (oddly enough) belt out holiday tunes and overly falsetto renditions of "Back Home Again" in the State Capitol Building (note: it's a day to celebrate - the 189th birthday of the State of Indiana), I can't seem to focus on anything other than the annual clash that takes place tomorrow, December 10, in downtown Indianapolis at the RCA Dome (though I must admit, the Winter Storm of '05 keeps trying to steal attention).

The State of The Union(s)

A. Indiana Hoosiers



Traditionalist Hoosiers often refer to this game as "The Border War." It's one that gets circled on the schedule the day it is released, prompting speculation as to whether the new roster can take down the Wildcats. This year, the collective IU fan base entered the month of December filed with great optimism, honestly believing it had its 2nd win over UK in the last 12 years within reach after jumping out of the gates against cupcake opponents en route to 100ppg. My what a difference a week makes. In a 7-day span, the Hoosiers fell to top-ranked Duke (expected, as underdogs) at home, came out sluggish against Eastern Michigan at home, and capped off its seeming lack of focus with its 3rd loss in 5 years to the Sycamores of Indiana State. Though I am a die-hard UK fan, attending the Church of Wildcat Basketball every Sunday, I trust that you understand, by now, that the Iceman is an objective college basketball fanatic, and I am therefore fully equipped and capable of giving an unbiased view of the Hoosiers.

Editor's Aside: No joke, the militia-influenced choir is belting out the ND fight song ... now the Purdue fight song ... and we've finished with the IU fight song. What a medley! Throw down your swords, Red Coats!! Wait ....

See what I mean about having trouble focusing? Let's get back to the Hoosiers. Though the Mike Davis era has been challenging at best for faithful fans, often the topic of many dinner disagreements and the cause of a few divorce decrees (scary stuff, I feel for da kidz), this year's Hoosier squad has something that Mike Davis teams typically lack: interior play. IU has traditionally gone with a three and even sometimes four guard offense under Davis, complemented by a lanky 6'10"-though-undersized post presence (see Jeffrey Newton). With Marco Killingsworth, the Hoosiers have that anchor in the middle that they can rely on, though he's better equipped to play the old school PF position. The sudden emergence of Aussie Ben Allen in the paint might just allow this to happen. The guard play is typically strong for IU, but this appears to be an exposed weakness lately. Newcomers Lewis Monroe and Earl Calloway are shaky at best running the point, leaving many faithful fans to demand the insertion of local hero AJ Ratliff into this role, or possibly the return of Marshall Strickland back to PG - he's in his natural 2G role at the moment. Robert Vaden is a steady wing player who possesses a sweet stroke when the time is right ... though I think his defensive ability handicaps his overall effectiveness. The Hoosiers' bench has capable athletes, but we haven't seen much in terms of floor time from this group. Personally, I think Rod Wilmont belongs there, as I think he'd provide them with a little spark off the bench as opposed to getting lost in the shuffle at the start of each game. Though the Hoosiers just lost to Indiana State, I don't put too much stock into their performance in Terre Haute. This is Kentucky, after all, and this is the game that Mike Davis lives for.

Editor's Aside: No more caroling, but the pizza, breadsticks w/ cheese, cheeseburger and mountain dew I just had for lunch with the Reverend is not settling too well at the moment ... I need the singing to soothe me.

B. Kentucky Wildcats



Ahh, my beloved Wildcats. Let me just say that though I could probably tell you what the team meal will consist of this evening and tomorrow for pre-game breakfast, I do not wear blue-tinted glasses. The program is in disarray - due largely in part to the individual pictured above. Tubby Smith is facing perhaps his toughest test as coach of the Big Blue Nation, rivaling that of 2000, a team nicknamed "Team Turmoil" (see Rashad Carruth - one of the best pure shooters of the decade - now not even playing basketball after bouncing from school to school; on-flight fight between players; fake ID's leading to suspensions, etc.). This was a team that was supposed to be listed in everyone's pre-season rankings no lower than #3. Instead, Kelenna Azubuike, the team's leading scorer, hesistantly and prematurely bolts for the NBA Draft to assist his family during a time of crisis, only to go undrafted and work his way through the NBDL. A week later, Randolph Morris decides he has enough potential to make scouts drool and is mislead into believing he's a first-round pick. Suddenly, the Wildcats lose not only Chuck Hayes to graduation, but their top two players for the upcoming season, leaving Coach Smith with a handful of talented guards but no post play whatsoever (frontcourt returned 0 starters and nobody that averaged more than 10 minutes per game last season).

UK's dominance over IU (11 of the last 12 games) has led Wildcat Nation to brush this game aside and focus more on their in-state rival, Louisville. Don't get me wrong, this is still considered a rivalry game - it has the fanfare, the dueling flag ceremony at midcourt during a tv timeout where the cheerleaders bring out the school's flags (UK started the tradition by the way, and IU followed suit - facts are facts), and the even 50/50 split of tickets which creates a nice picture for CBS. Watch, you'll see them draw a line in the crowd shot and circle the oddball UK or IU fan that got stuck in the other section - they do this every year - as predictable as clockwork. Call it arrogance if you must, but this die-hard fan can assure you that this game no longer means to UK fans what it once meant or currently means to IU fans. As an example, if you currently go to the UK bball message boards (catspause.com), there is no mention of the IU game. If you go to the IU message boards (peegs.com), the headline story is currently "Hoosiers Face Critical Game in December."
That fact is one of the primary reasons why it's only a matter of time before IU gets back on the horse and humbles the Big Blue. Perhaps it would re-ignite the rivalry ... something I only see as positive.

Game Breakdown

A. Guards. UK: Patrick Sparks, Rajon Rondo, Ramel Bradley, Ravi Moss, Joe Crawford. IU: Lewis Monroe, Earl Calloway, Rodrick Wilmont, AJ Ratliff, Erik Suhr, Marshall Strickland. Advantage - Kentucky. The Wildcats have an experienced, talented backcourt featuring a sharpshooter and an NBA lottery pick talent. The focus of the offense is through the guard play this year for the Wildcats, whereas in years' past, big men such as Scott Padgett, Jamaal Magloire, Nazr Mohammed, Marquis Estill, etc. have opened the offense up for the guards. I'll go so far as to say the Wildcats have one of the deepest and most talented backcourts in the nation. Defensively, if you have not seen Rajon Rondo play, you're in for a treat. IU's backcourt appears to be its weakest link thus far. They'll have to step it up from outside (something they're entirely capable of), and UK will give them every opportunity due to the zone you'll see tomorrow. Tubby's ball-line defense affords teams the chance to shoot all day long from deep, focusing on the interior play of the opponent.

B. Frontcourt. UK: Bobby Perry, Sheray Thomas, Rekalin Sims, Jared Carter, Lukasz Orbzut, Shagari Alleyne. IU: Sean Kline, Ben Allen, Marco Killingworth, James Hardy, DJ White (injured). Advantage: Indiana. With all those players, how can Kentucky not have the advantage here, you ask? Let me respond by asking you this - have you ever heard of any of those guys?! (well, IU probably knows Shagari Alleyne, as the 7'4" freak of nature ate DJ White for lunch last year - but it was Alleyne's one solid game in 2.5 years of hoops) Kentucky is certainly familiar with Killingsworth, having played against him three times while he was at Auburn. That is one thing UK has that most IU opponents this year do not. During a typical UK year, they'd have an answer for Marco. However, this year, due in large part to the Morris saga, UK has no answer. A matchup zone or constant double-team (as used by ISU) is their only hope. This will / should free up Ben Allen for a distinct size advantage over whomever he's matched up against. Allen also has the ability to draw his defender out to the 3-pt line - something many defending 7-footers are not comfortable doing. Look for IU to clean house on the glass, as UK is statistically one of the worst rebounding teams in the entire NCAA. Face it, PG Rondo is leading the team - at a whopping 10.2rebs per game, I might add. That is strikingly odd and amazing at the same time. UK may throw Alleyne and his 10-foot wingspan at the Hoosiers again, but this time it will not come as a total surprise.

C. Coaching. UK: Tubby Smith. IU: Mike Davis. Advantage: Kentucky. I think most mentally competent individuals would agree with me here, and further agree that no discussion is needed on this topic. Quite simply, UK has been blessed with one of the classiest coaches in all of sports, whereas IU is struggling through the learning years (at least as a head coach goes) for Mike Davis. All you have to do is watch video of the Davis meltdown a few years ago against Kentucky to remind yourselves of how these two men are different. Davis has surrounded himself with some quality assistants (see Kerry Rupp), but UK can say the same (see former Alabama head coach David Hobbs).

D. Intangibles. UK: Major distraction due to the Randolph Morris situation; still in the early stages of a depleted roster; very poor dome-shooting team. IU: Hungry to get a win over its border rival; addition by subtraction now that the Bracey Wright era is over; renewed sense of optimism after early season start (though recent loss to ISU lost a few believers). Advantage: Indiana. Though I'm not much of a believer in statistics, something says this current streak that UK is on has to come to an end at some point. Total dominance in a heated rivalry involving two of the greatest college basketball programs of all time simply cannot sustain itself, regardless of who is coaching on the sidelines or playing on the court. Having watched or listened to all of the Kentucky and Indiana games this season, and although the Hoosier fanbase will likely retort otherwise, the Hoosiers have a little extra something this year that you typically see on the other side of the court. It's early in the season, and there are far too many questions yet to be answered in Lexington. IU knows where it stands, they just have to work through some kinks. UK, on the other hand, has used a different starting lineup EVERY single game of the season thus far. Needless to say, chemistry is all but nonexistent. This is the year the Hoosiers get it done, and I can honestly say it will not surprise or totally disappoint me (unlike any of the past 12 seasons). And I (along with Old Man) will be in attendance to witness it all play out, as usual.

Spread: Indiana (-1.5)

Prediction: Indiana 74 Kentucky 67

UPDATE: IU is currently favored by 1.5 points. The projected line as of Thursday morning had UK -6.5. Somebody was way off! I hope the Morris decision didn't impact the spread, because they've been playing without him all season. This is too bad, because the Iceman was ready to drop a G on the Hoosiers. Not so sure now.

"MAV's Mumblings"

After such a crappy season thus far, I almost forgot what 3-0 felt like. Statty, just so you know, it feels GOOD. And, now that I’m sitting just 4 games back in the coveted G2 POW trophy race, I think I’ll go ahead and do it again. MAV is BACK, BABY!



Washington at Arizona (+4)

Who needs a winning record when you’ve got the “greatest show on turf” reinvented in Phoenix? This Cardinals team, which has won two of its last three games, appears to have found an offensive rhythm behind veteran Kurt Warner and the talented receiving duo of Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald. Last week, Warner completed 29-of-45 attempts for 354 yards, Boldin finished with 11 receptions and 156 yards while Fitzgerald added eight for 129. Much like a circus, fans are flooding in from all around to see the Arizona Cardinals play, as this team has officially become the NFL’s version of a monkey with cymbals. It’s unbelievably fun to watch. You’ll even point and grin. But, in the end, they still stink, and that’s just not cool. This week, however, the Cards will slide by with a win. LaVar Arrington is likely out and Santana Moss is nursing a sore hammy. Couple these likely roster losses with a 2-4 away record, and the Redskins can kiss their dim playoff hopes goodbye.



Baltimore at Denver (-13.5)

O.K., I admit it. Denver is GOOD. Really good. And definitely good enough to take the depleted Ravens at home this weekend. Team leader, and accomplice to murder (Don’t tell me it’s not intimidating to opposing offenses), Ray Ray Lewis, is out for the year. Also, the Broncos are coming off a tough loss at K.C., and they’ll be amped up for this one. I’ve gotta believe the running game is going to pound away at the Raven’s “eight in the box” and will eventually open them up with a few tuddy’s to Rod Smith and Ashlie Lelie in the 2nd and 3rd quarters. For the first time this year, MAV says take the BRONCOS!



Carolina (-5.5) at Tampa Bay

I’m just stunned that I got to pick this one without Statty getting his grubby little hands all over it. While Chris Simms is undoubtedly showing critics that he can play in this league, his offensive line is just going to take a beating in this matchup. As a result, he’s going to get hit ... a lot. Look for Sims to put out another performance like their 34-14 loss in early November, when he went 25-of-42 for 259 yards and a touchdown with two interceptions. Rookie Carnell "Cadillac" Williams also was bottled up as he rushed for just 29 yards on 11 attempts. It will be a FEAST for Julius Peppers and Mike Rucker for the second straight week, after their thrashing of Mike Vick. Take the Panthers, and you won’t be sorry.

Update: Morris Declared Ineligible

Contrary to earlier reports, the NCAA has decided to provide us with yet another example of inconsistency. This afternoon the NCAA declared Kentucky sophomore C Randolph Morris ineligible for the entire 2005-2006 season. He is eligible to return next year, with two years remaining (loses this season).

Here's my beef with this - and I'll try to be as objective as possible:

1. The NCAA allows players who commit felonies to return to the court after 1-2 game suspensions. See Boston College player who was found GUILTY of passing counterfeit money and is currently sitting out a suspension. We've already discussed the UConn situation here at the G2. Stealing laptops and lying to federal authorities apparently doesn't get you suspended by the NCAA either.

2. The NCAA has dealt with this EXACT same situation in the past, on two separate occasions: Charlie Villanueva and Lawrence Roberts. Both tested the NBA draft waters, and both had workouts set up by an agency - though no agreement was ever in place (this is permitted so long as all fees are paid by the player), but all parties, including Morris, failed to execute a written agreement for representation.

3. This summer, a Kansas Jayhawk freshman was ordered to sit out 4 games by the NCAA for accepting $5,000 cash from a booster. This is a blatant violation of every rule in the book ... not an example of some kid taking advantage of an opportunity that the NCAA itself provides him with (i.e. testing the waters).

We're about to see Jay Bilas and Dick Vitale lose their cool on the airwaves. Both have lobbied for Morris's reinstatement, citing the hypocritical and inconsistent nature of the NCAA's actions over the years, dealing with this PRECISE situation. I can do nothing but shake my head at the fact that players are allowed to be convicted of crimes and handed a 2-4 game suspension, whereas a player is punished for an entire season for attempting to advance his career by affording himself the opportunity that the NCAA allows - to gauge his draft status with scouts.

Update: UK will file an appeal. If the appeal is rejected, expect a lawsuit on the grounds that the NCAA has no proof whatsoever that Morris had an agreement with an agrent. Apparently the NCAA has so much as admitted that this is all based on "their opinion" of the events that took place. No concrete factual evidence. This is going to get ugly. Anyone and everyone already knows the UK's shaky relationship with the NCAA thanks to Eddie Sutton circa 1987. If this were a Duke player, write it down, he would be back by Christmas. After all, Maggette was found guilty of accepting booster payments, yet Duke didn't have to forfeit the games in which he appeared - something that has NEVER been done before in the NCAA's history.

"Statboy Speaks"

Before we get going on this week's picks, I've got a couple of issues. First, I'd like to formally apologize for last week's college picks. Very few games on the slate and I was reaching. An 0-2 performance put me under .500 for college and that is unacceptable. What's more unacceptable is the effort of the Colorado Buffaloes. Putrid. Barnett should lose his job considering he lost his team for the last 3 weeks of the year. They were in the midst of a very good season and then they lost the last 3 games by a total of 130-22. Are you kidding me? That is worse than a stretch Temple would go on!



As for the second issue, it is my favorite time of year. I know that Ice and many others will clammer on about late March/early April, but for me, Bowl Season is the end all. Not only do we have bowl games almost every day for a 3 week stretch, we mix in meaningful NFL games 2 days a week. Bottom line - if you love football as I do, a 3 week stretch starting next week is where its at. So, to honor this, the G2 will be sponsoring a Bowl Pick'em. It will be a free game played online and we would like all the F2 to join us and make it more fun. Ice will have details later this week, but please everyone, join in. It makes the game more fun the more people who get in!



Now, onto this week. NY Giants (-7) at Philly. Did anyone watch the Eagles on Monday? They are as bad as the J-E-T-S, jets, jets, jets or the Texans. Now, Westbrook is done for the year. The Giants are playing for a division crown, and Phily is playing for a draft pick. I know that Eli has regressed in the past few weeks, but the Giants don't need him to still win by double digits. Hell, the Giants D should score more than Phily does total. This game is a LOCK. Put the car payment on this one and use the winnings to help the G2 buy a permanent website!



For my second NFL game (since the college bowl games are a week away), I'm going to the land of the Steelers. Kyle Orton has been awful in recent weeks which is hard for me to say since he is a fraternity brother of mine. However, the Bears defense has been the best of all time ... statistically speaking. These new Monsters of the Midway are only giving up 10.6 points per game and are also leading the league in total defense, most 3 and outs, and lowest 3rd down conversion percentage. This game will be a knock down, drag out fight; but when it is over, the Bears will have covered the 6 points they are getting. They may do better than that if they get a couple of defensive TDs, which seems possible every week. If Orton plays average, the Bears should win ... if he continues to play poorly, the Bears lose 10-7. If Nathan Vasher doesn't make the Pro-Bowl, it is a travesty ... most picks in the NFC and the longest TD in the HISTORY of the NFL.



For game #3, I'm staying in the midwest. Chad Johnson (who I think is one of the most entertaining guys in the whole league) has guaranteed a rematch with the Colts in the AFC Championship game. He also guaranteed the Bengals would get 40 a game from here on out. Cleveland doesn't get 40 points in a month. Now, they are out their only playmaker (Edwards), so they may not get double digits on the scoreboard. This game could be a 4 tuddy game, yet the Bengals are only giving 11.5. Wow. Lock.

Happy Gambling,
Statboy